#ahsoka incorrect quotes

[yourloverfromthepast]

Y/n: Hey, Anakin

Anakin: Yes love- I mean. Yes, Master y/l/n?

Y/n: Have you ever realized that if you replaced the "y" in your surname with an "i" and added an "n" after it, you would be Anakin Skinwalker?

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

Anakin: What the fuck is a skinwalker?

Ahsoka: YOOOO DUDE, NO WAY THAT'S CRAZY!!

Anakin: You don't even know what a skinwalker is

Ahsoka: True, but it sounds like something really ugly and creepy, Master Skinwalker

Obi-Wan, who was silently listening to the conversation from the door: Anakin....how did you just call them???

[same-crazy-art-girl34]

*day ? on Peridea*

Ahsoka: so what's the deal between you and Shin?

Sabine: what?! me? and Shin?

Sabine: that freak?

Sabine: you won't catch me dead with her

Ahsoka: ....

Sabine: ... she's right behind me isn't she?

[general-hera]

Hera : You know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber.

Ahsoka : That's why I carry two lightsabers.

[coffeeandbatboys]

Ahsoka, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

[cosmicluci]

Finally watching episode 5 of Ahsoka, and I love how it has turned into Finding Ezra, and they’re using the Dory method.

Step 1: MwOOooo! Weeeeee neeeeeed tooooo fiiiiiinnnd ooooouuur friiiiieeeeeeeeennnnnd. Caaaaaannn yooooouuuuu giiiive uuuuus directioooooons?

Step 2: get in whale

Step 3: travel by whale

They’ll reach Sydney the other galaxy, and get sneezed out, where they will subsequently find Ezra.

[its-fucking-tangerine]

when anakin walks under a doorway that dumps a bunch of sand on him from a bucket that ahsoka set up: wHO DID-?!?

ahsoka, with sunglasses and a disco ball set up somehow: 🎶it's a dream it's a scene and it's all brand new you think it's all over then the joke is on you🎶

[ruanataina]

*Ahsoka finally meets the twins*

Ahsoka: So if you guys were raised apart, how did you first meet?

Leia: Jail!

Ahsoka: What? You both met while you were arrested???

Luke: No, Leia was the only one who got arrested. She sent a message to Obi-Wan Kenobi asking for him to break her out, and I just tagged along.

Ahsoka: Oh my God, you really are your parents' children!

[clqoo]

i made this post in econ class lol

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[cleopatrachampagne]

Old Ben, fondly and earnestly with a wistful gleam in his wise, ancient blue eyes: “He was the best star pilot in the galaxy.”

[we cut to a five minute montage of Obi Wan and Ahsoka screaming and clinging on for dear life as Anakin crashes various ships, using the same exact crash footage each time like the Toonces the Driving Cat 80’s SNL skit]

Old Ben, dignified, poised and mournful, continuing with no acknowledgment of the previous scene: “And a good friend.”

[mrbubblyurchin]

Ahsoka: Hi dad.

Plo Koon: Hello, little Soka

Ahsoka: Hi brother.

Anakin: Hey Snips.

Ahsoka: Hi Grandpa.

Obi-Wan: I HAVE ONE GRAY HAIR. ONE.

[same-crazy-art-girl34]

*into the unknown regions of Peridea looking for Baylan*

Ahsoka, hearing a scream: that sounded like Shin

Sabine: no, no, it couldn't be her

Shin: you ridiculously stupid moron!!

Sabine: no it's her, it's her

[general-hera]

Hera: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Ahsoka: Stop that! How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?!

Hera: I—

Hera: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Sabine: *sitting in the corner of the room drawing* Wha- what just happened?

[techfan450]

Ahsoka: Well hello, commander

Cody: How are you doing, commander

Ahsoka: Fairly well commander

Cody: Do you want some tea, commander?

Rex, Exhasperated: You two have been doing this for *a week*!!!

[multifandomnonsense]

Luke: I remember back when I knew Obi-Wan as old Ben he used used to live with his roommate Cody who I’m pretty sure was his husband

Ahsoka: *spits out drink* wHAT