#ahsoka incorrect quotes

[yourloverfromthepast]

Y/n: Hey, Anakin

Anakin: Yes love- I mean. Yes, Master y/l/n?

Y/n: Have you ever realized that if you replaced the "y" in your surname with an "i" and added an "n" after it, you would be Anakin Skinwalker?

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

Anakin: What the fuck is a skinwalker?

Ahsoka: YOOOO DUDE, NO WAY THAT'S CRAZY!!

Anakin: You don't even know what a skinwalker is

Ahsoka: True, but it sounds like something really ugly and creepy, Master Skinwalker

Obi-Wan, who was silently listening to the conversation from the door: Anakin....how did you just call them???

[same-crazy-art-girl34]

*day ? on Peridea*

Ahsoka: so what's the deal between you and Shin?

Sabine: what?! me? and Shin?

Sabine: that freak?

Sabine: you won't catch me dead with her

Ahsoka: ....

Sabine: ... she's right behind me isn't she?

[general-hera]

Hera : You know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber.

Ahsoka : That's why I carry two lightsabers.

[coffeeandbatboys]

Ahsoka, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

[cosmicluci]

Finally watching episode 5 of Ahsoka, and I love how it has turned into Finding Ezra, and they’re using the Dory method.

Step 1: MwOOooo! Weeeeee neeeeeed tooooo fiiiiiinnnd ooooouuur friiiiieeeeeeeeennnnnd. Caaaaaannn yooooouuuuu giiiive uuuuus directioooooons?

Step 2: get in whale

Step 3: travel by whale

They’ll reach Sydney the other galaxy, and get sneezed out, where they will subsequently find Ezra.

[its-fucking-tangerine]

when anakin walks under a doorway that dumps a bunch of sand on him from a bucket that ahsoka set up: wHO DID-?!?

ahsoka, with sunglasses and a disco ball set up somehow: 🎶it's a dream it's a scene and it's all brand new you think it's all over then the joke is on you🎶

[ruanataina]

*Ahsoka finally meets the twins*

Ahsoka: So if you guys were raised apart, how did you first meet?

Leia: Jail!

Ahsoka: What? You both met while you were arrested???

Luke: No, Leia was the only one who got arrested. She sent a message to Obi-Wan Kenobi asking for him to break her out, and I just tagged along.

Ahsoka: Oh my God, you really are your parents' children!

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[mrbubblyurchin]

Ahsoka: Hi dad.

Plo Koon: Hello, little Soka

Ahsoka: Hi brother.

Anakin: Hey Snips.

Ahsoka: Hi Grandpa.

Obi-Wan: I HAVE ONE GRAY HAIR. ONE.

[multifandomnonsense]

Luke: I remember back when I knew Obi-Wan as old Ben he used used to live with his roommate Cody who I’m pretty sure was his husband

Ahsoka: *spits out drink* wHAT

[headcanonthings]

Cody:Listen up! Before you head out on leave, the General and I have a safety brief.

Obi-Wan, looking at Anakin: Do not add to the population.

Cody, looking at Ahsoka and Rex: Do not subtract from the population

Obi-Wan, to the rest of the troops: Stay out of the hospitals, the newspapers, and jail.

Cody: If you do end up in jail,

Obi-Wan and Cody with vicious smiles: establish dominance quickly.

[same-crazy-art-girl34]

*into the unknown regions of Peridea looking for Baylan*

Ahsoka, hearing a scream: that sounded like Shin

Sabine: no, no, it couldn't be her

Shin: you ridiculously stupid moron!!

Sabine: no it's her, it's her

[general-hera]

Hera: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Ahsoka: Stop that! How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?!

Hera: I—

Hera: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Sabine: *sitting in the corner of the room drawing* Wha- what just happened?

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!

[incorrectclonewars]

Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.

Ahsoka: Nu-uh.

Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!